Teams of psychiatrists have been deployed to find Obama volunteers, inform them that the campaign is over, their candidate won and it is OK to go back to normal life now. It is estimated that thousands of volunteers remain at large putting up yard signs, calling voters and canvassing neighborhoods.Ida May Jackson, 69, was found wandering in an Orlando neighborhood with a clipboard banging on doors around 2 A.M. and had to be sedated after refusing to believe Americans had actually elected an African American President.
Jason Clark, 22, who claimed he not slept, eaten or bathed for at least 48 hours was gently lead away from a field office in Columbus at noon today mumbling, “Just 10 more calls…can’t let up…not one minute…not one second.”
“We have got to get these people to stop,” commented American Psychiatric Association spokeswoman Ona Couch, “they are really starting to piss people off.”
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