WASHINGTON – Ushering in a new era of openness and transparency in the Whitehouse, Obama announced today that he was coming clean to the nation about his Muslim faith. “I am Muslim.” He said simply, laying to rest almost two years of speculation by insane right-wing freaks. “I am also a Communist,” the President added. “Oh, and a Nazi too.”The President wasted no time issuing an executive order requiring all Americans to pray 5 times a day to Zoroaster while standing inside a flaming pentagram. The President also signed orders making available abortion on demand, even to people who are not pregnant, and requiring public schools to indoctrinate children into the homosexual lifestyle. “Because I am also gay,” he admitted.
The President also announced that “My first legislative priority is a bill that gives white Christian babies to Jews so they can drink their blood at Passover because I am also a Jew and a baby killer.”
“This is truly a historic day,” Obama told reporters, “I have now become the first Black Arab Muslim Nazi Communist Gay Baby-Killing Jew ever elected to the highest office in the land.”
In other news, Obama admitted that he actually hates puppies and instead has acquired this adorable cat as the new Whitehouse pet.
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