As thousands of child
refugees from Central America cross the border into the US, straining the
ability of the government to care for them, prominent members of the GOP are
advising the children to seek shelter in
women’s wombs. “It is the only place
they will be safe in a Red State” Gov.
Rick Perry announced on Monday as he called 1000 Nationl guard troops to the border to deal with the crisis.
Even Louie Gomert, while calling on Texas to "to use whatever means, whether it's troops, even using ships of war" to halt what he terms an “invasion” conceded that he would absolutely
not allow any child to be removed from a woman’s womb no matter where it came
from or how it got there. “After all, I’m pro-life.”
Even anti-immigrant protesters who have been
gathering at processing centers waving flags and screaming at the children, are
carrying signs that say “Go Home or Get in a Womb!”
According to Perry, “This is the only humane
response I can suggest as it will not cause any expense, danger or inconvenience
to anyone besides women. Once the
children are lodged in wombs the children will simply be a problem for American
women and no longer a problem for The American People.”
When asked what he would suggest if American women
refuse to open their wombs to needy immigrant children, Gov. Perry exclaimed, “What
is the matter with these feminists? Do
they have no compassion?”
