Monday, July 21, 2014

GOP Advises Refugee Children to Shelter in Wombs


As thousands of  child refugees from Central America cross the border into the US, straining the ability of the government to care for them, prominent members of the GOP are advising the children to seek  shelter in women’s wombs.  “It is the only place they will be safe in a Red State”  Gov. Rick Perry announced on Monday as he called 1000 Nationl guard troops to the border to deal with the crisis.

Even Louie Gomert, while calling on Texas to "to use whatever means, whether it's troops, even using ships of war" to halt what he terms an “invasion” conceded that he would absolutely not allow any child to be removed from a woman’s womb no matter where it came from or how it got there. “After all, I’m pro-life.”

Even anti-immigrant protesters who have been gathering at processing centers waving flags and screaming at the children, are carrying signs that say “Go Home or Get in a Womb!”               

According to Perry, “This is the only humane response I can suggest as it will not cause any expense, danger or inconvenience to anyone besides women.  Once the children are lodged in wombs the children will simply be a problem for American women and no longer a problem for The American People.”

When asked what he would suggest if American women refuse to open their wombs to needy immigrant children, Gov. Perry exclaimed, “What is the matter with these feminists?  Do they have no compassion?”

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