Presumtive presidential nominees for the Republican and Democratic parties John McCain and Barak Obama may not agree on much but the both say Iran “gonna git yo’ mama.”
Speaking on the campaign trail Wednesday McCain said “My friends, make no mistake, Iran gonna git yo’ mama.” And later that same day in a rally in Virginia Obama told the capacity crowd “Can Iran git yo” mama? I say, yes he can.”
President Bush agreed with both candidates. “You gotta understand, Iran gonna git yo’ mama. What I mean is…uh…in other words, Iran gonna git yo’ mama.”
UN IAEA director Muhammed ElBaradei expressed a different opinion claiming “There is no evidence that Iran gonna git yo’ mama.” This view was supported by the U.S. Nation Intelligence Estimate which reported “Iran has long-since given up its program to git yo’ mama.”
Speaking on the campaign trail Wednesday McCain said “My friends, make no mistake, Iran gonna git yo’ mama.” And later that same day in a rally in Virginia Obama told the capacity crowd “Can Iran git yo” mama? I say, yes he can.”
President Bush agreed with both candidates. “You gotta understand, Iran gonna git yo’ mama. What I mean is…uh…in other words, Iran gonna git yo’ mama.”
UN IAEA director Muhammed ElBaradei expressed a different opinion claiming “There is no evidence that Iran gonna git yo’ mama.” This view was supported by the U.S. Nation Intelligence Estimate which reported “Iran has long-since given up its program to git yo’ mama.”
President Bush dismissed both ElBaradei and the NIE saying “That’s what they said about Iraq and who was right!”
1 comment:
I'll "yo momma" your fanny, young lady!
love,
Momma
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