Friday, October 10, 2008

Bush: Uncertainty Leads to Anxiety

“Stop Worriating”
Today President Bush went before the nation to state the obvious: “Uncertainty has lead to anxiety which is feeding anxiety and causing panic.” Bush elaborated saying,” In other words, Americans are insure which causes uncertitude leading to confusination then everybody gets all overwrung and they apprehenserate.”

Bush’s went on to encourage the nation to, “Chill.” He explained,”This nation has faced far more crisis than usual in my years as President: we got blindsided by terrorists, got into an unnecessary war somehow, got caught up in torture for some reason, watched helplessly for weeks while folks drowned in New Orleans and I just want to assure the nation that I will be providing the exact same type of foresight and leadership in the current crisis as I did in all them other ones.”

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