Tuesday, October 7, 2008

McCain Campaign Offensive

New T-shirt: “It’s a Hoodie!”

Faced with declining poll numbers, the McCain campaign rolled out a new offensive today they are calling “Obama is an N-word” “Meanin’ Nincompoop, of course!” explained McCain running mate Sara Palin with a wink.
Palin was on the campaign trail with crates of new T-shirts for supporters and new attack rhetoric directed at opponents. “Barak HUSSEIN Obama is a Nincompoop! An N-Word who pals around with terrorists who hate America. ” she called out to a receptive crowd who responded with the chant "N-Word, Baby, N-Word". Palin continued, "I am just so fearful that he’s not like you and me darn it! He’s DIFFERENT! That is why John McCain and I are stickin’ to the issues in this campaign.”

When asked if she was concerned that the new campaign and even the t-shirts might be interpreted as racist Palin responded that “it just goes to show how negative this darn campaign is getting’ that folks on the Democrat side are playin’ the race card. Since when is ‘Nincompoop’ racist? The t-shirt is a hoodie for goodness sake, all the kids wear them.” As for the nooses many in the crowd were waving Palin explained “those just represent how John McCain is lassoin’ freedom and holdin’ onto it tight!”

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