Bush Disappointed, Poor Guy

WASHINGTON – In his Last Press Conference Ever, President Bush admitted to reporters that “not having weapons of mass destruction [in Iraq] was a significant disappointment.” “I mean,” he continued, “I was really looking forward to finding those weapons. Like when you think there’s ice cream in the freezer but when you look in there you find you were wrong and you get disappointed, in other words, you feel disappointment. So Yeah, it was like the CIA said to me ‘hey, there’s Rocky Road in Iraq’ and then you get there and there’s nothing but sand…and disappointment.”

The President went on to say that he was disappointed to find that Sunnis and Shiites don’t get along, disappointed that Americans don’t like to be spied on, disappointed that bankers and stockbrokers are greedy and disappointed that New Orleans is below sea level.

Bush’s only comfort was that he was sure that in Obama’s Presidency “there will be disappointments, I promise you. In other word, he'll be disappointed. And at least I can feel good about that.”

Bush finished his last words to the press in his own inimitable way saying, “The job is so exciting and so profound that the disappointments will be clearly…..uh…….mmm….. you know....”